Mathematician
Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Base 10
Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Golden cookie
Click a golden cookie.

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Lucky cookie
Click 7 golden cookies.
A stroke of luck
Click 27 golden cookies.
Uncanny clicker
Click really, really fast.

Builder
Own 100 buildings.
Architect
Own 500 buildings.
Enhancer
Purchase 20 upgrades.
Augmenter
Purchase 50 upgrades.
Cookie-dunker
Dunk the cookie.

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Fortune
Click 77 golden cookies.

Elder nap
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Elder slumber
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Elder
Own at least 7 grandma types.
Elder calm
Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Engineer
Own 1,000 buildings.
Leprechaun
Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw
Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Nihilism
Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Antibatter
Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Quirky quarks
Have 50 antimatter condensers.
It does matter!
Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Upgrader
Purchase 100 upgrades.

Centennial
Have at least 100 of everything.
Hardcore
Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Clickasmic
Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Friend of the ancients
Have 150 grandmas.
Ruler of the ancients
Have 200 grandmas.
Wholesome
Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Itchscratcher
Burst 1 wrinkler.
Wrinklesquisher
Burst 50 wrinklers.
Moistburster
Burst 200 wrinklers.
Spooky cookies
Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Coming to town
Reach Santa's 7th form.
All hail Santa
Reach Santa's final form.

Let it snow
Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Oh deer
Pop 1 reindeer.
Sleigh of hand
Pop 50 reindeer.
Reindeer sleigher
Pop 200 reindeer.
Perfected agriculture
Have 150 farms.
Ultimate automation
Have 150 factories.

Can you dig it
Have 150 mines.
Type II civilization
Have 150 shipments.
Gild wars
Have 150 alchemy labs.
Brain-split
Have 150 portals.
Time duke
Have 150 time machines.
Molecular maestro
Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Lone photon
Have 1 prism.
Dazzling glimmer
Have 50 prisms.
Blinding flash
Have 100 prisms.
Unending glow
Have 150 prisms.
Lord of Constructs
Own 2,000 buildings.
Lord of Progress
Purchase 200 upgrades.

Bicentennial
Have at least 200 of everything.
Lovely cookies
Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Centennial and a half
Have at least 150 of everything.
Tiny cookie
Click the tiny cookie.

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You win a cookie
This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Click delegator
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Gushing grannies
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
I hate manure
Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Never dig down
Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
The incredible machine
Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
And beyond
Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Magnum Opus
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

With strange eons
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Spacetime jigamaroo
Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Supermassive
Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Praise the sun
Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Clickageddon
Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Clicknarok
Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Extreme polydactyly
Have 300 cursors.
Dr. T
Have 400 cursors.
The old never bothered me anyway
Have 250 grandmas.
Homegrown
Have 200 farms.
Technocracy
Have 200 factories.
The center of the Earth
Have 200 mines.

We come in peace
Have 200 shipments.
The secrets of the universe
Have 200 alchemy labs.
Realm of the Mad God
Have 200 portals.
Forever and ever
Have 200 time machines.
Walk the planck
Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Rise and shine
Have 200 prisms.

Dematerialize
Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Nil zero zilch
Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Transcendence
Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Obliterate
Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Negative void
Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
The hunt is on
Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on
Unlock 7 eggs.
Mass Easteria
Unlock 14 eggs.
Hide & seek champion
Unlock all the eggs.
What's in a name
Give your bakery a name.
Pretty penny
Have 1 bank.
Fit the bill
Have 50 banks.

A loan in the dark
Have 100 banks.
Need for greed
Have 150 banks.
It's the economy, stupid
Have 200 banks.
Your time to shrine
Have 1 temple.
Shady sect
Have 50 temples.
New-age cult
Have 100 temples.

Organized religion
Have 150 temples.
Fanaticism
Have 200 temples.
Bewitched
Have 1 wizard tower.
The sorcerer's apprentice
Have 50 wizard towers.
Charms and enchantments
Have 100 wizard towers.
Curses and maledictions
Have 150 wizard towers.

Magic kingdom
Have 200 wizard towers.
Vested interest
Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
New world order
Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Hocus pocus
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Finger clickin' good
Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Panic at the bingo
Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Rake in the dough
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Quarry on
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Yes I love technology
Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Paid in full
Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Church of Cookiology
Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Too many rabbits, not enough hats
Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

The most precious cargo
Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
The Aureate
Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Ever more hideous
Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Be kind, rewind
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Infinitesimal
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
A still more glorious dawn
Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Rebirth
Ascend at least once.
Here you go
Click this achievement's slot.

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Resurrection
Ascend 10 times.
Reincarnation
Ascend 100 times.

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The agemaster
Have 300 grandmas.
To oldly go
Have 350 grandmas.

Gardener extraordinaire
Have 250 farms.
Tectonic ambassador
Have 250 mines.
Rise of the machines
Have 250 factories.
Acquire currency
Have 250 banks.
Zealotry
Have 250 temples.
The wizarding world
Have 250 wizard towers.

Parsec-masher
Have 250 shipments.
The work of a lifetime
Have 250 alchemy labs.
A place lost in time
Have 250 portals.
Heat death
Have 250 time machines.
Microcosm
Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Bright future
Have 250 prisms.

Here be dragon
Complete your dragon's training.
How?
Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
The land of milk and cookies
Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
He who controls the cookies controls the universe
Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Tonight on Hoarders
Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Are you gonna eat all that?
Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

We're gonna need a bigger bakery
Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
In the mouth of madness
Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Brought to you by the letter 🍪
Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
A world filled with cookies
Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour
Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Fast and delicious
Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz
Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Woops, you solved world hunger
Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Turbopuns
Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Faster menner
Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
And yet you're still hungry
Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
The Abakening
Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W
Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Fast
Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Bicentennial and a half
Have at least 250 of everything.
Tabloid addiction
Click on the news ticker 50 times.

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Clickastrophe
Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Clickataclysm
Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals
Have 500 cursors.
Polymath
Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
The elder scrolls
Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
To crumbs, you say?
Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Seedy business
Have 300 farms.
Freak fracking
Have 300 mines.

Modern times
Have 300 factories.
The nerve of war
Have 300 banks.
Wololo
Have 300 temples.
And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience
Have 300 wizard towers.
It's not delivery
Have 300 shipments.
Gold, Jerry! Gold!
Have 300 alchemy labs.

Forbidden zone
Have 300 portals.
cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventu
Have 300 time machines.
Scientists baffled everywhere
Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Harmony of the spheres
Have 300 prisms.
Early bird
Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Fading luck
Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer
Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

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Dude, sweet
Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Sugar rush
Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Year's worth of cavities
Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

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Hand-picked
Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Sugar sugar
Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats
Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Tricentennial
Have at least 300 of everything.
Knead for speed
Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming
Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center
Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
The proof of the cookie is in the baking
Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing
Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had
Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Set for life
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
You and the beanstalk
Have 350 farms.
Romancing the stone
Have 350 mines.
Ex machina
Have 350 factories.

And I need it now
Have 350 banks.
Pray on the weak
Have 350 temples.
It's a kind of magic
Have 350 wizard towers.
Make it so
Have 350 shipments.
All that glitters is gold
Have 350 alchemy labs.
He comes
Have 350 portals.

Way back then
Have 350 time machines.
Exotic matter
Have 350 antimatter condensers.
At the end of the tunnel
Have 350 prisms.
Click (starring Adam Sandler)
Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Frantiquities
Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Overgrowth
Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Sedimentalism
Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Labor of love
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Reverse funnel system
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Thus spoke you
Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Manafest destiny
Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

I've got the Midas touch
Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Which eternal lie
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Déjà vu
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Powers of Ten
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Now the dark days are gone
Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Freaky jazz hands
Reach level 10 cursors.

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Methuselah
Reach level 10 grandmas.
Huge tracts of land
Reach level 10 farms.
D-d-d-d-deeper
Reach level 10 mines.
Patently genius
Reach level 10 factories.
A capital idea
Reach level 10 banks.
It belongs in a bakery
Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth
Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Been there done that
Reach level 10 shipments.
Phlogisticated substances
Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Bizarro world
Reach level 10 portals.
The long now
Reach level 10 time machines.
Chubby hadrons
Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable
Reach level 10 prisms.
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Cast 9 spells.
I'm the wiz
Cast 99 spells.
A wizard is you
Cast 999 spells.
Lucked out
Have 1 chancemaker.
What are the odds
Have 50 chancemakers.

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes
Have 100 chancemakers.
Million to one shot, doc
Have 150 chancemakers.
As luck would have it
Have 200 chancemakers.
Ever in your favor
Have 250 chancemakers.
Be a lady
Have 300 chancemakers.
Dicey business
Have 350 chancemakers.

Fingers crossed
Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Just a statistic
Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Murphy's wild guess
Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Let's leaf it at that
Reach level 10 chancemakers.
The ultimate clickdown
Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Aged well
Have 400 grandmas.

101st birthday
Have 450 grandmas.
Defense of the ancients
Have 500 grandmas.
Harvest moon
Have 400 farms.
Mine?
Have 400 mines.
In full gear
Have 400 factories.
Treacle tart economics
Have 400 banks.

Holy cookies, grandma!
Have 400 temples.
The Prestige
Have 400 wizard towers.
That's just peanuts to space
Have 400 shipments.
Worth its weight in lead
Have 400 alchemy labs.
What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex
Have 400 portals.
Invited to yesterday's party
Have 400 time machines.

Downsizing
Have 400 antimatter condensers.
My eyes
Have 400 prisms.
Maybe a chance in hell, actually
Have 400 chancemakers.
Make like a tree
Have 450 farms.
Cave story
Have 450 mines.
In-cog-neato
Have 450 factories.

Save your breath because that's all you've got left
Have 450 banks.
Vengeful and almighty
Have 450 temples.
Spell it out for you
Have 450 wizard towers.
Space space space space space
Have 450 shipments.
Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change
Have 450 alchemy labs.
Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear
Have 450 portals.

Groundhog day
Have 450 time machines.
A matter of perspective
Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Optical illusion
Have 450 prisms.
Jackpot
Have 450 chancemakers.
Running with scissors
Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Rarefied air
Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Push it to the limit
Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Green cookies sleep furiously
Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Panic! at Nabisco
Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Bursting at the seams
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Just about full
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Hungry for more
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks
Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
One...more...click...
Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Botany enthusiast
Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Green, aching thumb
Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

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In the garden of Eden (baby)
Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Keeper of the conservatory
Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay
Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
You get nothing
Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Humble rebeginnings
Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
The end of the world
Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Oh, you're back
Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Lazarus
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Leisurely pace
Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Hypersonic
Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Feed me, Orteil
Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
And then what?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Tricentennial and a half
Have at least 350 of everything.
Quadricentennial
Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half
Have at least 450 of everything.
Quincentennial
Have at least 500 of everything.
Maillard reaction
Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
With her finger and her thumb
Have 600 cursors.
But wait 'til you get older
Have 550 grandmas.
Sharpest tool in the shed
Have 500 farms.

Hey now, you're a rock
Have 500 mines.
Break the mold
Have 500 factories.
Get the show on, get paid
Have 500 banks.
My world's on fire, how about yours
Have 500 temples.
The meteor men beg to differ
Have 500 wizard towers.
Only shooting stars
Have 500 shipments.

We could all use a little change
Have 500 alchemy labs.
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
Have 500 portals.
The years start coming
Have 500 time machines.
What a concept
Have 500 antimatter condensers.
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Have 500 prisms.
You'll never know if you don't go
Have 500 chancemakers.

Self-contained
Have 1 fractal engine.
Threw you for a loop
Have 50 fractal engines.
The sum of its parts
Have 100 fractal engines.
Bears repeating
Have 150 fractal engines.
More of the same
Have 200 fractal engines.
Last recurse
Have 250 fractal engines.

Out of one, many
Have 300 fractal engines.
An example of recursion
Have 350 fractal engines.
For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title
Have 400 fractal engines.
I'm so meta, even this achievement
Have 450 fractal engines.
Never get bored
Have 500 fractal engines.
The needs of the many
Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Eating its own
Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
We must go deeper
Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Sierpinski rhomboids
Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Gotta go fast
Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
I think it's safe to say you've got it made
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Renaissance baker
Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Veteran
Own at least 14 grandma types.
Thick-skinned
Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
F12
Have 1 javascript console.
Variable success
Have 50 javascript consoles.
No comments
Have 100 javascript consoles.
Up to code
Have 150 javascript consoles.

Works on my machine
Have 200 javascript consoles.
Technical debt
Have 250 javascript consoles.
Mind your language
Have 300 javascript consoles.
Inconsolable
Have 350 javascript consoles.
Closure
Have 400 javascript consoles.
Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere
Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets
Have 500 javascript consoles.
Inherited prototype
Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
A model of document object
Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
First-class citizen
Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Alexandria
Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Bake him away, toys
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

You're #1 so why try harder
Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Haven't even begun to peak
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
A sometimes food
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Not enough of a good thing
Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Horn of plenty
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Smurf account
Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed
Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
O Fortuna
Own every fortune upgrade.

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Initial public offering
Make your first stock market profit.
Rookie numbers
Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
No nobility in poverty
Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Full warehouses
Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day
Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Buy buy buy
Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Pyramid scheme
Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Jellicles
Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Quincentennial and a half
Have at least 550 of everything.
What did we even eat before these
Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
More you say?
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Large and in charge
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Absolutely stuffed
Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
It's only wafer-thin
Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Clickety split
Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Gotta hand it to you
Have 700 cursors.
Okay boomer
Have 600 grandmas.
Overripe
Have 550 farms.
Rock on
Have 550 mines.
Self-manmade man
Have 550 factories.
Checks out
Have 550 banks.

Living on a prayer
Have 550 temples.
Higitus figitus migitus mum
Have 550 wizard towers.
The incredible journey
Have 550 shipments.
Just a phase
Have 550 alchemy labs.
Don't let me leave, Murph
Have 550 portals.
Caveman to cosmos
Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes
Have 550 antimatter condensers.
A light snack
Have 550 prisms.
Tempting fate
Have 550 chancemakers.
Tautological
Have 550 fractal engines.
Curly braces
Have 550 javascript consoles.
Olden days
Find the forgotten madeleine.

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The devil's workshop
Have 800 cursors.
In the green
Have 600 farms.
Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way
Have 600 mines.
The wheels of progress
Have 600 factories.
That's rich
Have 600 banks.
Preaches and cream
Have 600 temples.

Magic thinking
Have 600 wizard towers.
Is there life on Mars?
Have 600 shipments.
Bad chemistry
Have 600 alchemy labs.
Reduced to gibbering heaps
Have 600 portals.
Back already?
Have 600 time machines.
Nuclear throne
Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation
Have 600 prisms.
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.
Have 600 chancemakers.
In and of itself
Have 600 fractal engines.
Duck typing
Have 600 javascript consoles.
They'll never know what hit 'em
Have 1 idleverse.
Well-versed
Have 50 idleverses.

Ripe for the picking
Have 100 idleverses.
Unreal
Have 150 idleverses.
Once you've seen one
Have 200 idleverses.
Spoils and plunder
Have 250 idleverses.
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere
Have 300 idleverses.
Hyperspace expressway
Have 350 idleverses.

Versatile
Have 400 idleverses.
You are inevitable
Have 450 idleverses.
Away from this place
Have 500 idleverses.
Everywhere at once
Have 550 idleverses.
Reject reality, substitute your own
Have 600 idleverses.
Fringe
Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Coherence
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Earth-616
Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Strange topologies
Reach level 10 idleverses.
Grand design
Own 4,000 buildings.
Ecumenopolis
Own 8,000 buildings.
The full picture
Purchase 300 upgrades.

When there's nothing left to add
Purchase 400 upgrades.
Sexcentennial
Have at least 600 of everything.
Keep going until I say stop
Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
But I didn't say stop, did I?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
With unrivaled fervor
Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Think big
Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me
Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Max capacity
Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Liquid assets
Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Making some dough
Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
So baked right now
Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Wake and bake
Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

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True Neverclick
Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Speed baking I
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Speed baking II
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Speed baking III
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Just plain lucky
You have 1 chance in 500,000 every second of earning this achievement.

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God complex
Name yourself Orteil.

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Endless cycle
Ascend 1,000 times.

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Last Chance to See
Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
All-natural cane sugar
Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Four-leaf cookie
Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

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So much to do so much to see
Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

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When the cookies ascend just right
Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

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Gaseous assets
Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Seven horseshoes
Click 27,777 golden cookies.

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Stifling the press
Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

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It's big brain time
Have 1 cortex baker.
Just my imagination
Have 50 cortex bakers.
Now there's an idea
Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself
Have 150 cortex bakers.
Gyrification
Have 200 cortex bakers.
A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'
Have 250 cortex bakers.
Mindfulness
Have 300 cortex bakers.
The 10% myth
Have 350 cortex bakers.
Don't think about it too hard
Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ
Have 450 cortex bakers.
Looking kind of dumb
Have 500 cortex bakers.
A beautiful mind
Have 550 cortex bakers.
Cardinal synapses
Have 600 cortex bakers.
Positive thinking
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
The thought that counts
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable
Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Gifted
Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
They moistly come at night
Have 650 grandmas.
It's grown on you
Have 650 farms.
Don't let the walls cave in on you
Have 650 mines.
Replaced by robots
Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy
Have 650 banks.
And I will pray to a big god
Have 650 temples.
Shosple Colupis
Have 650 wizard towers.
False vacuum
Have 650 shipments.
Metallic taste
Have 650 alchemy labs.
Swiss cheese
Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change
Have 650 time machines.
What's the dark matter with you
Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Enlightenment
Have 650 prisms.
Never tell me the odds
Have 650 chancemakers.
Blowing an Apollonian gasket
Have 650 fractal engines.
Get with the program
Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles
Have 650 idleverses.
By will alone I set my mind in motion
Have 650 cortex bakers.
Ain't that a click in the head
Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Sexcentennial and a half
Have at least 650 of everything.
I am speed
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
And on and on
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it
Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
History in the baking
Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Baby it's old outside
Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

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Myriad
Own 10,000 buildings.
Kaizen
Purchase 500 upgrades.
Beyond quality
Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much
Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
I'll rest when I'm dead
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
What do you get for the baker who has everything
Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Bottomless pit
Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
All the stars in heaven
Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Update

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200+h

No time like the present
Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

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Can we get much higher
Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Rainy day fund
Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
And a little extra
Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Grandmapocalypse
Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Wrath cookie
Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell
Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
In her likeness
Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

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Wrinkler poker
Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

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Septcentennial
Have at least 700 of everything.
My own clone
Have 1 You.
Multiplicity
Have 50 You.

Born for this job
Have 100 You.
Episode II
Have 150 You.
Copy that
Have 200 You.
Life finds a way
Have 250 You.
Overcrowding
Have 300 You.
Strength in numbers
Have 350 You.

Army of me
Have 400 You.
Know thyself
Have 450 You.
Didn't make sense not to live
Have 500 You.
Genetic bottleneck
Have 550 You.
Despite everything, it's still you
Have 600 You.
Everyone everywhere all at once
Have 650 You.

Self-made
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Reproducible results
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
That's all you
Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Self-improvement
Reach level 10 You.
And now you're even older
Have 700 grandmas.
Au naturel
Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich
Have 700 mines.
Bots build bots
Have 700 factories.
Getting that bag
Have 700 banks.
The leader is good, the leader is great
Have 700 temples.
You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-
Have 700 wizard towers.
Signed, sealed, delivered
Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice
Have 700 alchemy labs.
Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore
Have 700 portals.
I only meant to stay a while
Have 700 time machines.
Not 20 years away forever
Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Bright side of the Moon
Have 700 prisms.
Riding the Mersenne twister
Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer
Have 700 fractal engines.
Pebcakes
Have 700 javascript consoles.
Greener on the other sides
Have 700 idleverses.
Where is my mind
Have 700 cortex bakers.
Introspection
Have 700 You.
Debt evasion
Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

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Oft we mar what's well
Purchase 700 upgrades.
Cookie Clicker
Unlock the final building.
What's not clicking
Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
All on deck
Have 900 cursors.
A round of applause
Have 1,000 cursors.