Klepto Achievements

• I need this!

  Steal one toaster.
• Don't you hate bread?

  Steal one hundred toasters.

• Toasted

  Steal one thousand toasters.
• Maybe You Should Run Faster

  Get caught by the police ten times.
• Jail House Regular

  Get caught by the police one hundred times.
• Time to Consider a New Career

  Get caught by the police one thousand times.
• Smash and Grab

  Break fifty windows.
• Window Salesman

  Break five hundred windows.

• Bull in a China Shop

  Break one thousand windows.
• Door Breacher

  Pick fifty locks.
• Mr. Picky McPickleburg

  Pick five hundred locks.
• You Can Pick Your Friends, You Can Pick Your Nose, You Can Also Pick Locks

  Pick five thousand locks.
• Safe Cracker

  Crack ten safes.
• Mr. Cracky McCrackleburg

  Crack one hundred safes.

• You See More Safe Cracks Than a Plumber's Assistant

  Crack one thousand safes.
• You forgot to duck.

  Get shot by a resident.
• Who's the victim here?

  Get shot by a resident fifty times.
• Can't we all just get along?

  Get shot by a resident one hundred times.
• Identity Confirmed

  Have ten warrants issues for your arrest.
• I Think You're On a List

  Have one hundred warrants issued for your arrest.

• Bail Bondsman's Best Buddy

  Have one thousand warrants issues for your arrest.
• Not So Sneaky

  Cause fifty police dispatches.
• Get Some Slippers

  Cause five hundred police dispatches.
• I Don't Think You Understand How This Works

  Cause five thousand police dispatches.
• Thrifty Fingers

  Steal ten thousand dollars worth of loot.
• Strategic Acquirer

  Steal one hundred thousand dollars worth of loot.

• Master Thief

  Steal one million dollars worth of loot.
• Well That's Alarming

  Trigger five alarms.
• Intruder Alert

  Trigger fifty alarms.
• Sound the alarm!!!

  Trigger one hundred alarms.