NotCoD Achievements Here is the full list of all 73 NotCoD achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply Not A MoronProve you're actually alive by successfully starting the game. To War!Complete Basic Training. Down And DirtyComplete Mission 1. A Jolly JauntComplete Mission 2. Who You Gonna Call?Complete Mission 3. Clowning AroundComplete Mission 4. Ashes To AshesComplete Mission 5. God Is On Your Side...Complete Mission 6. ...Just Kidding! He’s NotComplete Mission 7. Inner DemonsComplete Mission 8. Murder the MagnateComplete Mission 9. Trench FootComplete Mission 1, Badass difficulty. Master Of My Own FeteComplete Mission 2, Badass difficulty. A Ghost Of A ChanceComplete Mission 3, Badass difficulty. Crashing The CastleComplete Mission 4, Badass difficulty. A Grave MistakeComplete Mission 5, Badass difficulty. Heil Mary, Full Of GraceComplete Mission 6, Badass difficulty. You're Locked In Here With Me!Complete Mission 7, Badass difficulty. Hello Darkness, My Old FriendComplete Mission 8, Badass difficulty. OzymandiasComplete Mission 9, Badass difficulty. To Be Continued...Complete Call of Judy. Or Was It Judith?Complete Call of Judy, Badass difficulty. Slayer Of SpongeDestroy a totally innocent cake. DecturionDeliver the sweet release of death to ten totally justifiable targets. Centurion.Deliver the sweet release of death to one hundred somewhat justifiable targets. Milturion.Deliver the sweet release of death to one thousand definitely unjustifiable targets. Splash!Kill at least 3 enemies with one grenade or rocket explosion. KABOOM!Blow up. Get MountedComplete your first mounted gun section. Hole PuncherComplete every mounted gun section to become the ultimate Stationary Killer. Do You Know Who I Am?Listen to an entire Kenneth Announcement. BaptisedSponge. That. Sinner! Live DangerouslyRide the Ferris Wheel. Useless Information...Find your first piece of Intel. ...Or Surprising Insights?Find every piece of Intel in Call of Judy. Ice ColdDestroy every ice cream van. Duck, Duck, MousseRun over all the innocents on the Ghost Train. LingererListen to every tannoy announcement at the Fete. I Need No AnnouncementDestroy every tannoy at the Fete. Thus Spake KennethListen to every tannoy announcement in the evening-time at the Fete. He Shoots, He Scores!Improve your K:D by killing three enemies with 1 bullet. The Gospel According To MurdochListen to all tannoy announcements in the Musoleum. Silence Is GoldenDestroy all the tannoys in Musoleum. Nothing To HideInvestigate the Surveillance system. Piece Of PieDiscover the "legitimate" sources of the Bum. Patience Of A SaintSatisfy your OCD in the Filing room. Sunday SchoolingKill 666 Nuns on the Sabbath. A Single Kenneth Suddenly SilencedDestroy every tannoy in the evening-time at the Fete. We’ve Been Here Before…Play every different level in Call of Judy, then start any one level again. PC Master RaceComplete any mission in Call of Judy with keyboard and mouse. Pure-Bred Console PlayerComplete any mission in Call of Judy with a controller. Oh Boy, A Friend!Play split-screen. Sorry, No RefundsPlay the game for a total of 2 hours and 1 minute. Collateral DamageKill every innocent bystander in the Fete. Told You SoWaste your time in the Church Basement. Tomb RaiderVisit every room in the Church Basement. The Church's Dirty Little SecretKill all the Altar Boys. Future Shock OneSummon the Mad King. These Aren't Just Zombies...These Are NotZombiesUnlock Zombie mode. What Is Dead May Never DieComplete your first wave of Zombies. If You Want Something Done Right…Revive your ally three times in one game of Zombies. There But For The Grace Of God…Survive a full round in Zombies after your partner dies, allowing them to respawn next round. Joseph's Favourite SonHand build 100 barricades in a single game of Zombies. Feelin' Lucky, Punk?Kill five zombies with one bullet from Clint's Piece. Gazzer's RevengeFire the spud gun. Open WideBuy all possible gates in a single game of Zombies. Offshore AccountPossess £100k cash in a single game of Zombies. Well I’ll Be DamnedReach round 30 in a game of Zombies. 0WN3DExperience some "Online" Mulitiplayer fun. PWN3DExperience further "Online" Mulitiplayer fun. The People's Republic Of NotGamesComplete any Mission in Call of Judy while censorship is in effect. NotBadComplete Call of Judy, Gamer difficulty. Doing What's NecessaryPut Denis Down.