The Parenting Simulator Achievements

• I Refuse to Choose

  Randomly select your child's gender.
• A Rose By Any Other

  Give a name to your newborn baby. No pressure, right?

• Seems Familiar

  Come upon a name from another time, another place.
• Illness Immunity

  You managed to prevent your baby from getting sick during their first year.
• You've Got a Friend in Me

  Establish a connection with another parent.
• Cha-ching!

  Win the WeViewer's Choice Contest.
• Commode Conqueror

  Achieve full potty-trained status as soon as possible.
• Diapers or Bust

  Allow your little one to go as long as possible without mastering the toilet.

• Sleep It Off

  Help someone else's baby get a full, uninterrupted nap.
• Family Matters

  Don't let your sister go away angry in Year 4.
• One Down…

  Insure that your child survives the first day of school.
• We Party the Hardiest of All

  Spare no expense when it comes to the seventh birthday party.
• Moonshot

  Have a plan backfire in the best way possible.
• In Memory of Sully

  Take a hard line on going under the water in Year 7.

• Go Fish

  Make a less long-term commitment when shopping for potential pets.
• Pet Get!

  The more the merrier, right?
• Lending an (Under)hand

  Sacrifice the moral high ground to boost your child's chances in Year 9.
• No Means No

  Be active against activities!
• Your Last Stand

  Manage to complete the best possible diorama without your child's assistance in Year 10.
• Don't Look Back in Anger

  Take a hard swerve to avoid turning onto Memory Lane in Year 11.

• Paging Kenny Loggins

  Enter the danger zone.
• Outsourcing

  Resolve an awkward sister situation by calling in an unlikely conflict resolution assistant in Year 12.
• The Power of Gift Cards

  Help your child pass a major audition.
• Get Paid

  Extract a heavy toll to perform a household task.
• Get Paid What You're Worth

  Exploit your child's laziness for maximum profit.
• The Finder

  Locate something very valuable that has been misplaced.

• Climb the Ladder

  Claw your way up to an executive position at work.
• Ground Floor

  Remain a low-level employee as long as possible.
• Wonder of Wonders

  Convince your teenager that you're actually worth spending time with in Year 15.
• Access Denied

  Suspend your offspring's license before it's even issued.
• Das Boot

  Don't let a minor vehicle issue pump the brakes on the quest for a driver's license.
• High Score

  Help your child get top marks on a standardized test.

• Remix

  Receive an upgraded version of a previous gift.
• Good for What Ails You

  Make a high-stakes gamble on your pet's life…and win.
• A Walking Insurance Nightmare

  Go to the hospital the maximum number of times in the story.
• Play It Laude

  Watch your child graduate high school.
• Valedictorian Vindication

  Watch your child graduate at the top of the class.
• Sustaining a Sister

  Your sister came to the graduation party.

• Fostering a Friendship

  Your longtime friend came to the graduation party.
• Protecting a Parent

  Your child's biological relative came to the graduation party.
• Death by Degrees

  Pay for college tuition or trade school completely out of your own pocket.
• Break Out the Packing Tape

  Fill the box with everything possible during the epilogue.
• A Sporting Chance

  Watch your child go pro in their sport of choice.
• Family in Film

  Experience the odd sensation of being the parent of someone with an IMDb page.

• The Master

  Have a child who becomes a true professional in their activity of choice.
• Work is Work

  See your offspring end up with a slightly more normal job than actor, athlete, or artist.
• In Recognition

  Travel far in order to watch your not-so-little one accept a major award.
• You Like Me, You Really Like Me

  Raise a child who still voluntarily spends a good deal of time with you when all is said and done.
• The Circle Closes

  Complete a playthrough of The Parenting Simulator.
• The Razor's Edge

  Finish The Parenting Simulator with at least one stat at exactly 50%.