The Stanley Parable Achievements Here is the full list of all 10 The Stanley Parable achievements. It takes around 25-30 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc Flag Filter All None 10 Offline Mode 10 Single Player 1 Main Storyline 6 Missable 3 Time/Date 1 Time Consuming Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 1 guideClick on door 430 five times.Click on door 430 five times. 1 guideAchievementThis is an achievement. 1 guideCommitmentPlay The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. 2 guidesWelcome back!Quit the game and then start it again. 1 guideSpeed runComplete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times) 2 guidesYou can't jumpNo seriously, we disabled it. 1 guideGo outsideDon't play The Stanley Parable for five years. 2 guidesBeat the gameComplete The Stanley Parable. 1 guideUnachievableIt is impossible to get this achievement. 2 guides